1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Had to go to page 17 because 18 is a title page and 19 was boring shit.
"H: What business is it of Leroy's what I bring to this book?"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Thin air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A snippet of CSI: New York.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:28 (Not bad)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Birds outside making a lot of chattering, my neighbours being scum of the Earth and slamming doors, the sounds of my keyboard as I type.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Stepped out of my car after coming home from a dinner party and stood on the porch whilst I waited for dad to get the door.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
AIM

9. What are you wearing?
My baby blue dressing gown.

10. Did you dream last night?
What I did I can honestly say I don't recall. But I always dream.

11. When did you last laugh?
Properly? Like whooping laughter? Probably last night.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Photographs of Brighton, various posters, a bajillion pictures drawn by my girlfriend and I, some cards, show or movie tickets, a mirror and lots of shelves.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
My best friend's relatives all doing weird dances (that I happened to also be a part of).

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's a quiz :0

15. What is the last film you saw?
The New Stark Trek (GOOD SHIIIIT)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Buy myself the education I want, a nice house for my parents and my brother with mortgages all payed off and then just some nice things for my girlfriend and put some money towards living with her.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Define 'you'? WHO ARE YOU? I could just tell you I'm a girl and you probably wouldn't have known.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
The destruction of all chavs, pikeys, wiggers and other related pieces of trash that are scumming up the place with their ASBOs.

19. Do you like to dance?
I do, but I'm actually dancetarded and have two left feet, so I'm no good at it.

20. George Bush:
FUCK YOU WHERE'S OBAMA?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Um...I don't know. Girls names rarely seem to interest me. Maybe Marina, since I do like that name, even if I use it for myself. I can tell you a name I wouldn't EVER use though. Want to hear? Paris. Every girl I've known/seen called Paris is a slag (sorry if you are called Paris and are not a slag. You're a rare breed.) No child of mine gunna' be a hussy.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See, I just don't know. I like names that would probably get the poor kid a black eye, like Rothschild. Once upon a time that would have been an exceptional choice of name.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Most definately. I want out of here.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"BONK."

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal
You think I know six people jeeze gtfo